October 2007


There is something basically anti-avian about me. I am not sure what it is. Most people laugh when I say things like:

“Birds do not like me.”

“I have been attacked by [insert favorite bird species here]”

 and

“Birds really do not like me”

And then, every once in a great while, another person witnesses the behavior I am always crowing about and are flabbergasted that I haven’t been lying to them all these years. Birds, in fact, simply do not like me. (more…)

So if you haven’t already heard the news I am, once again, going to have a baby. This will be my second baby. And most probably last baby. Especially if this morning sickness crap keeps up.

This time around it is not as exciting and fun. I find myself holding onto the walls in order to steady myself because I am so frickin’ nauseous that I am losing my balance. And for some embarrassingly stereotypical reason, (more…)