Category Archives: Shit got real

Snoopers be snoopin’

You know what Geocaching is? What am I thinking? Of course you do. You’re not an idiot. Well, a few years ago, we did lots and lots of geocaching. Of course, that was before either kid learned an impressive amount … Continue reading

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On Not Writing.

There is a lot going on in my house these days. We have two small children, which are a career in and of themselves. I am asked on a regular basis, to catalogue the entire contents of their rooms and … Continue reading

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SWEAR ALL THE SWEARS!

As you may remember, we recently got a dog. His name is Thor Michaelson. And I think he’s pretty awesome. So does my husband. So do the children. So does that one guy that wears the blue jacket and rides … Continue reading

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WHY?

Whilst scanning news headlines today, I found the following little tidbit on the front page of the Seattle PI: Of course I read the linked article. Why wouldn’t I? It turned out to be a fairly subversive comment on Pastor … Continue reading

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Un-Psychic is TOTALLY a word. I googled it.

I went to high school with this guy. Wait, no, that’s not true. He and I didn’t go to the same high school. In fact, he went to a high school about 15 miles north of the high school that … Continue reading

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Chicken Leg/Maraca – Same thing, right?

We are soon taking our annual non-vampire related summer trip out to Forks, WA. The kids only recently returned from an overnight at my mom’s house. Currently, I should be unpacking the suitcases and packing them up again with new … Continue reading

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Like a BOSS.

Earlier this week, I finally got my first product review published at Amazon. This is not a difficult thing to do since they A) Openly solicit reviews and B) will publish anything. But the product I wanted to review was … Continue reading

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A Gentlman’s Duel.

(obverse) Do nut beleef evrr ting that Dental Elf tell you. Just becz becauz she haz sparkly wings and stoopid wand duznt meaen meen she is kween. She says I kent reed but shez more stupider than I look! Yoo … Continue reading

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