Category Archives: Letters

Snoopers be snoopin’

You know what Geocaching is? What am I thinking? Of course you do. You’re not an idiot. Well, a few years ago, we did lots and lots of geocaching. Of course, that was before either kid learned an impressive amount … Continue reading

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Get Out of Jail Free Cards

This week has been kinda sucky for everyone. Lots of FB friends complained of big things, bad things, crappy things. So I decided that everyone should have the afternoon off. To this end, I offered to write an excuse note … Continue reading

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Piece de Resistance – Oscar Mayer Version

So, remember a while back when I was emptying out the basement room into which Auntie Becky moved and I had all those boxes of stuff from my past that needed sorting? Well, I put on my big-girl panties this afternoon … Continue reading

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Steve Burns: Awesome.

Dear Steve, May I call you Steve? You’ve been a part of our lives for so long that I just think of you as Steve even though we’ve never met. I would hate to assume you are comfortable with total … Continue reading

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Blink, damnit!

Honorable Katzuhiro-san, While I understand that you have, of late, undergone an emotional and quite painful trip to the veterinarian, I think it is about time I brought some concerns to the family table. I would like to begin by … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Twilight

Dear Catherine Hardwicke, Seriously? The book was 498 pages long. From pages 423 to 452 there is a bit about a fiend that wants to kill Isabella Swan because he is an actual blood sucking jackass vampire. The rest of … Continue reading

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Dearest Catfish…

Dear Catfish It’s been about a year since I last wrote to you and I thought that, even though we live in the same house and all, there are things better communicated in a letter. “Write the good stuff down … Continue reading

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