6:18 – Whined for freedom.
6:20 – FREEDOM!
6:22 – Dog-food induced spasm.
6:26 – Whined to go out for a pee.
6:27 – Went out for a pee.
6:28 – Rolled in yard.
6:40 – Waited at baby gate for people to appear.
7:15 – Watched from window as Man left with Boy and Girl. Whined.
7:35 – Pulled stuffing out of porch swing cushions.
8:00 – Tore batting out of swing cushion entirely.
8:20 – Walk
9:00 – Chewed bone
10:28 – Whined to go out for a pee
10:30 – Went out for a pee, did not go pee.
10:32 – Broke through baby gate as Lady was going pee.
10:33 – Chased around room.
11:07 – Tore ass through house after fly
11:08 – Started whining.
11:30 – Went for walk.
11:35 – Could not stop running with stick.
11:38 – Stopped running with stick.
11:39 – Resumed walk
11:50 – Home
11:55 – Kennel nap
13:05 – Lunch
13:45 – Stared intently at fly
13:47 – Tore ass around house trying to catch fly.
13:48 – Stared intently as Lady prepared and ate her lunch
14: 11 – Jumped around with carrot ends
14:12 – Whined to go out for a pee.
14:13 – Went out for a pee.
14:25 – Lady moved work outside to sit in sun (as per requested)
14:.26 – Lady untangled dog tie-out from under porch
14:27 – Whined for no reason
14:31 – Lady untangled tie-out from patio chairs.
14:32 – Lady untangled tie-out from her legs
14:35 – Escalated whining to scratching at gate,
14:36 – Lady made reservations for Doggy Day care on the 16th
14:36 –Went under porch, whined and cried with renewed enthusiasm
14:38 – Lady untangled tie-out from stairs
14:40 – Cat-induced paroxysms
14:42 – Walk
15.02 – Drank
15:03 – Still drinking
15:18 – Fell on face chasing fly again
15:39 – Growled at a bunch of stuff.
15:42 – Doorbell induced paroxysms
15:42 – Levitated for 45 seconds in an effort to say hello to visitor. Visitor unimpressed.
15:43 – Canned-air induced cowering
16:10 – Flopped down for nap
16:19 – Growled at more stuff. Barked a bit
16:26 – Growled and barked at uppity crow.
16:42 – Flopped down for additional nap
16:48 – Unknown assailant shut back door – threw bone on floor several times to alert Lady.
16:48:30 – Back door still closed, rang door bells. Door did not open.
16:50 – Bit Lady on chin trying to say goodbye to visitor. Whined.
16:55 – Kennel nap.
18:11 – Followed Boy around, licked lips often. Bread was not forthcoming.
18:22 – Followed Girl around, licked lips often. Bread was not forthcoming.
18:25 – Licked all bread crumbs from kitchen chairs.
18:27 – Escaped into forbidden part of house while no one was looking
18:27:30 – Caught.
18:30 – Moped. Ate more stuff off floor.
18:32 – Stood next to fridge. Stared intently as Man made dinner. Licked lips enthusiastically.
18:37 –CARROT DOWN! YAHTZEE!
18:38 – Ate carrot.
18:39 – Stood next to oven. stared intently as Man made dinner. Licked lips enthusiastically.
18:41 – Moved to refrigerator, continued to stare. Food was not forthcoming.
18:43 – Developed suspicion of salami.
18:44 – No salami forthcoming.
18:45 – HUZZAH! TOMATO DOWN!
18:46 – Tried to eat tomato.
18:46:10 – Spit tomato on floor.
18:46:20 – Tried to eat tomato.
18:46:30 – Spit tomato on floor.
18:46:40 – Tried to eat tomato.
18:46:50 – Spit tomato on floor.
18:47 – Gave up on tomato.
18:48 – Licked Lady’s knee for 20 seconds. Food was not forthcoming.
18:49 – Licked other knee for same amount of time. Food still not forthcoming.
18:49 – Narrowly avoided canned-air induced cowering.
18:55 – Ankles not successful either.
19:08 – Got stuck under dinner table.
19:09 – Dog food induced paroxysms
19:11 – Licked dishwasher
19:11 – Stood under dinner table for eight minutes.
19:17 – Boy didn’t finish grilled cheese sandwich. JACKPOT! Eight minutes well spent.
19:17:05 – Returned to underside of dinner table. No more food forthcoming.
19:29 – Tried ankles again. No food forthcoming.
19:30 – Wandered aimlessly around kitchen. No food forthcoming.
19:34 – Whined to go out for a pee.
19:35 – Went out for a pee
19:36 – Staged protest against going inside.
19:36 – Forcibly removed to indoors.
19:47 – Snuffled. Every day I’m snufflin’
19:48 – Tore ass around house. Tried to kill crinkly bird. HE IS INVINCIBLE.
19:50 – Wandered aimlessly, flopped, snuffled, chewed.
21:00 – Found most inconvenient spot in kitchen to lay down. Passed out.
21:20 – Rousted to go out for a pee.
21:25 – Went out for a pee.
21:30 – PEANUT BUTTER AND KENNEL TIME!
21:35 – Passed out.

















